Just a dirty joke

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience.
The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer,
extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office.
He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he came up with a plan.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
he kept his eyes shut and replied,
"What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too
while you're down there,
because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

Joke ended, hope you all understand. :D

Story Time

Uh huh ~ woke up like ummm .. 10+ ? then ask sam if wanna dota ..
but he say he playing RC .. so well .. i went to grab a bite
and wtch anime .. follow on i wanna go slp awhile . but msg-ing yang lol ..
so abt 1230 went out and find yang .. then his dad fetch us to lot 1
Thanks Uncle =D
after that went mac sit down and chit chat ..
then wait for Ly and co. to come le .. then buy food to eat lor =D
eat and joke around .. then WJ came oso ..
we were looking @ DX de eng compo .. funny sia =.=" joke joke =D Hahaa ..
ah well ~ Sean is fine after 2 days of rest i guess =D just abit cough hahaa =p
then after that Sean and BB went home ..
then we acc WJ to buy medicine for his mum ..
done le jiu walk home lor ..
reach home .. slowly slowly .. then played dota with them including Sam .
after that abt 5+ liao jiu went online to search for work ..
and surf around =D then abt 6 went down court .. totally no ppl sia =.=
only ivan and fren + ash and jun jai and kenneth Lol =X
then went to minimart get tibits .. then chat and bite @ court ..
then after that went home liao ..
reach home .. slowly slowly .. went to bathe .. then chit chat ..
then watch anime and eat dinner .. then went to watch TV ..
nice sia =D
after that jiu dota spree le . lol ..
dota ended is like now lor .. so blog-hop around then come ownself blog =D
Bye all ~ Tmr got sch ~ Boring ~ and .. BORING !!! Lol
Wanna get a new line leh .. dunnoe should I or not ..
At least unlimited SMS is good to use right ?
But then dunnoe want the phone or not .. Hmmm

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